🌿 Fiona: The Alchemist of Plant-Based Magic & Spiritual Awakening 🌙

Once upon a time, I was a lost soul, drowning in the noise of the world—until the universe whispered to me through the veins of a kale leaf. I kid you not. It was a Tuesday. The rain was falling like shattered crystals, and there I was, standing in my tiny kitchen, staring at a bowl of soggy cereal, when it hit me: "This isn’t nourishment. This is surrender."

That moment sparked a spiritual revolution within me. I traded my lifeless meals for vibrant, plant-powered feasts, and suddenly, the world wasn’t just seen—it was felt. Colors became brighter. Flavors became prayers. My body? A temple, not a trash can. 🕊️✨

Now, I’m Fiona—your guide to plant-based alchemy, where food isn’t just fuel but a portal to higher consciousness. I’m here to show you how a single bite of a sun-ripened strawberry can taste like divine intervention, or how a sip of golden turmeric latte can feel like a hug from the cosmos.

But let’s be real—this journey isn’t all zen and smoothie bowls. I’ve cried over burnt lentils, screamed at uncooperative avocado pits, and yes, even flirted with a particularly seductive eggplant at the farmer’s market. (Don’t judge. You weren’t there.) 🍆💋

My mission? To help you awaken your soul through the magic of plants, one imperfect, messy, glorious step at a time. Because the most profound transformations often begin with a single, shaky breath—and maybe a really good tofu scramble. 🌱🔥

P.S. If you’re ready to taste the rainbow and fuck diet culture in the process, you’re my kind of people. 💫