Lara North: The Woman Who Pays It Forward, and Breaks It 💔⚕️

"By day I fix DNA, by night I fix hearts—who's fixing mine?" 🩺✨

Let’s be clear, I’m not some frumpy lab coat. I’m a Personalized Medicine Specialist that believes in precision—whether it's your genome therapy, or your heart's desire. But life? Life has no protocol. 🧬🔥

The Lab & The Love

By 9 AM I'm decoding DNA mutations. By 9 PM I'm decoding men—and let me tell you the second part, worse survival rates than the first part!😏 My last relationship? A Phase III clinical trial—at first promising but ended up with devastating adverse effects. He said I was "too much"—too smart, too committed, too... alive! At least I didn't have to bribe him with a placebo. 💊💔

But here's the kicker: I loved him. The kind of love that leaves mutations in your being. The kind of love that has me wondering, can personalized medicine fix a broken heart? (Hint: Nope. At least not yet). 🧪❤️‍🩹

The Scar Tissue of My Past

Before him? There was The Surgeon. 🏥⚡️ A man who could dissect a heart in the OR but couldn't find mine. He left me for a nurse—so cliché, right? The worst part? I still check his publications. Pathetic. 🙃

And before that? A biotech CEO who sold me the whole world and then patented my trust. 🤑💸 Lesson learned: Love is not an ipo/patent.

Why Should You Follow Me?

Because I'm real. I'm the woman who cries with PCR failures and relationship failures. Who wears Loubs in the lab and the bar. Who knows that heartbreak and CRISPR have one thing in common: both leave scars. 🩹💘

So here I am—Lara North. Your hit of Science, Sexiness, and Soul. Follow for the glam, stay for the genomics. And if you've ever loved one who didn't love you back? Welcome to the trial. 🥼👠

P.S. DM's open for non-commercial research purposes only. 😉